Social-anxiety Butterfly

Everyone these days claims to be an "extroverted introvert," or "introverted extrovert," or whatever means that you are both sociable and not at the same time. Whatever translates to the fact that you can equally enjoy being out for Taco Tuesday and margs with friends AND being wrapped in a blanket burrito at home on…

It’s a new dawn. It’s a new day. And I’m feeling…myself.

You will wake up one day and think of yourself first. I promise. It might not be now. Or even in 6 months from now. But you will wake up one day and the first thing you'll think about is: you. This might seem confusing to some... "Of course you think of yourself when you…

A speed dating success story <3

I knew going in...it would be interesting. Possibly wonderful. Probably disastrous. Either way, I knew it would be exciting. Nerve-racking. Different. I try to make sure to do new things when I can. Things that scare me. Branch out beyond my bubble. And for a millennial, addicted to my smartphone and used to swiping occasionally on…

New Orleans vs. all y’all…

Mid-way through a clean snap of tail from body, the spicy, garlicky juice of a freshly-boiled crawfish squirted directly in my eyeball. That's the risk that comes with attending a free-for-all, crawfish boil at 10pm on a Sunday night. But I happily rinsed out my eye in the bathroom and came back for more. My lips…

Ain’t your mAnIc PiXiE dReAm GIrL

Look elsewhere. It's not me. To the men out there...you may have been hooked if you met me when my hair was pink, or rose gold, or some combo in between. You may have been enchanted when you found out my hobbies include painting, seeing improv, writing (and now Burlesque). It may have also been…